A hilarious article for all you coders and even those who know any coders. It's basically what the title says... which religion would the specific programming languages be IF they indeed were umm religions (: Some of the best ones from the article that I found were:
"C# would be Mormonism - At first glance, it's the same as Java, but at a closer look you realize that it's controlled by a single corporation (which many Java followers believe to be evil), and that many theological concepts are quite different. You suspect that it'd probably be nice, if only all the followers of Java wouldn't discriminate so much against you for following it."
"Visual Basic would be Satanism - Except that you don't REALLY need to sell your soul to be a Satanist..."
If programming languages were religions...