ROFLMAO @ fake vs. liliusha. Holy cow, I'm rolling here. Have you ever seen that classic movie scene when the woman and man are like screaming at each other fighting, closer and closer they get, yelling.....and then!? Love and hate are so closely tied together. But I had to add my two bits:
How to Impress a Woman:
Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her,
Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her,
Smile at her, Laugh with her,
Cry with her, Cuddle with her,
Shop with her, Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers, Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back for her.
How to Impress a Man:
Show up naked.
-R (speaking from 5 yrs. of blissful marriage :->)