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joke :: Parking Spot

This one was told to me by my cousin Goga (he's on blog too)

Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an
important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up
toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a
parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my
life and give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Pedro looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."

-bla

posted by bla on Monday, September 26, 2005

4 Comments:

At 28 September, 2005 14:44, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is another joke... well a real story for you:

A husband and a wife got into reanimation. She had a cuncussion and a burn on the back and he had a bite on his penis.

As it turned out the story behind it was very funny. The husband desided to treat his wife by making crapes for her. So she comes back from work and sees him standing in front of the stove cooking. Then she decides to thank him by pleasing him orally. So she starts doing it while he is cooking. Then he decides to show off and flip one of the crapes in the air, but he misses and this hot crape lands on his wifes naked back. Hot crape hurts a lot espetially when it's applied to naked skin so she bites. Now the man is in pain and his first reaction is to him the offender with whatever he has in his hand (which is the frying pan).

Enjoy,

P.S. You can sensor me.. but come on we're all adults here... Totally possible situation :)

 
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